Posted by hank, Sat Jun 14 17:11:00 UTC 2008
Today, I got the craving for some beer again. I drove down to Corridor Fine Wines and picked up 49 beers (singles, of course).

Posted by hank, Sat Jun 14 17:11:00 UTC 2008
Today, I got the craving for some beer again. I drove down to Corridor Fine Wines and picked up 49 beers (singles, of course).

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Posted by hank, Sun Sep 02 13:04:00 UTC 2007
Oh man. I just fell in love with concord grapes. These things are insane. So eating them is a bit tricky because they have seeds that are lodged inside their gummy insides. My method is simple.
This strips the seeds right out of the inside of the grape. It’s fantastic.
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Posted by hardwarehank, Mon Feb 19 23:37:34 UTC 2007
Now, you can see all the cheesy goodness at Cheesetoast.org. Have fun!
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Posted by hardwarehank, Sun Jun 11 12:18:47 UTC 2006
Wow. I just made the tastiest sandwich ever. Here are the instructions:
1. Get some Rye Bread (I used “Extra Sour” rye)
2. Get some Green Pepper
3. Get some Tomato
4. Get some Miracle Whip
5. Get some Shredded Beef
6. Get some Mustard
7. Put the oven on broil and put the bread in
8. Cut up your pepper and tomato.
9. Check the bread.
while not bread.golden_brown foot.tap end
10. Finally, take the bread out and place golden side down on plate
11. Put on generous amount of miracle whip
12. Put on tomato
13. Put on green pepper
14. Put on mustard (just squirt it as evenly as possible)
15. Put on cheese
16. Put on beef
17. Put on bread
Here’s what it should look like:

Congratulations. You can cook.
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